He moved here from California. He was never the same.
Garbage Plate Confusion

Garbage Plate Confusion
Every Rochesterian has watched this moment happen — the garbage plate is the city's most reliable litmus test, and the newcomer's confusion is a community inside joke that celebrates rather than mocks.
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